A few of the most creative advertisements by a job portal in 2006 depicting what a person will look like if placed at a wrong job.

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!

A boy on Date with girl in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married. Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.

Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!