Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!

Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

Most of the troubles in life are the result of: Saying ‘No’ too soon, or ‘Yes’ too late.. Think about it…!!

Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says – ‘Baljith Singh Married’