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Got Heaven

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!

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Dangerous Wife

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

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Winning argument with Wife

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Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
Answer: Apologies !!!

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Long Life

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Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

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