Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Tags: Funny, jokes, mafia, Marital Woes, sMs, wife
A boy on Date with girl in BMW.
Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.
Tags: bmw, comedy, Funny, jokes, married, message, sMs