It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. – Oscar Wilde

They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. – Oscar Wilde

Young men.. Treat your girl right or someone else will! -R. Kelly

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. -Doris M. Smith

Humor is great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain