Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time.. Santa asks: “behenji, How many brother-sister are you?” Girl: “Actually we are three, but now we are four.”

“Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.” -Kahlil Gibran, “A Handful of Sand on the Shore”

Santa: So low marks? Two hard slaps should be given. Pappu: Yes papa, Come with me, i have seen house of that Teacher.