Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
— Maya Angelou

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte…